Young Businesswoman seeks constant companionship.
Must be available 365 days per year. Required height to be no more than 9", no less than 7". Width to be no more than 7", no less than 5". Spiral binding and/or elastic enclosure requested; binder styles not desired. Failure to provide one page per date is not acceptable. Pre-printed time slots is discouraged, though perforated corners for ease of use a bonus. Understanding of design and aesthetic persona a plus, although provisions for personalization will be considered.
Failure to fulfill these requirements will result in immediate rejection.
Position to begin January 1, 2010. Vacancy to be reevaluated on an annual basis, although first right of refusal may be extended upon expiration of contract.
Please apply in person.
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oh my! when did this happen???
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